So you know that thing...?
I have lots of things. Maybe I'll share some of them with you.
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maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin


youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”


what-a-fabulous-scarf:

thesickestjokes:

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

(Source: )


mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu)


protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

(Source: lieutenantbites)